This is my reality

everythingcanadian:

mitunas-choice-rump:

just a friendly reminder that we are closer to  2017 than 2007 

stevensmizel:

i get so mad when rich people have awful tastes in clothes, like please take advantage of your wealth

queerpong:

it must be tough being a girl on tumblr because most of the males on tumblr like other males

penice:

let’s just talk about how there are pictures of me asleep in various bathrooms in my old highschool

like seriously

smilingforthecamera:

grimybear:

i know i give white people a lot of shit but u guys are really nice. like when the light turns green and there’s a white pedestrian that’s almost across the street u guys always do that jog thing. i know it’s kind of insignificant but i appreciate it white people. u and ur half jog thing.

i think about this post every time i do the half jog thing

(Source: grimyboy)

dutdutdan:

My APUSH teacher gave us this hand out called “Kids Say the Darndest Things” 
and I just

“Slavery would not have been as popular if the south had been further north”
“Slaves spoke a secret language called slave codes”
“When the first colonists landed, the first thing they noticed was dirt”
“Albert Einstein devised the Ottomic Bomb”

and the best one 
Slaves weren’t paid much but they never got laid off